Ever felt inadequate after looking at stunning pictures of models in magazines? This might help: go to portfolio, click agree and then hold down the “before” button. Unbelievable.

Today, I was in Woolworths (shopping, if you’re interested, for placemats and a foil remover for wine bottles). As I wandered around, I became aware that they were playing Joy Division’s Love Will Tear Us Apart on the shop’s speakers. “Odd”, I thought, “That’s a bit left-field for Woolies”. Clearly, I was wrong, because a [...]

Spent Saturday night playing Dave at Scrabble: I won, but only just. What started out as a total tanking was suddenly transformed into a neck-and-neck race after he got an unbelievably jammy 53 points with Vexed on a triple word score! The most annoying thing of all was that he wasn’t even sure what the [...]