I’ve been rumbled.  For years I’ve been pretending that being a vegetarian has had no harmful effects on me – nay, even that it is good for me.  But now Russian news organisation Pravda has revealed the truth. They rightfully call me a “perversion of nature”, and go on to reveal, “Cosmetologists say that a typical [...]

For as long as I can remember, we’ve been hearing promises of super-fast Japanese-style bullet trains between Glasgow and Edinburgh.  References to 15-minute journey times are often bandied about.  But I think they might have set a record of the wrong kind on Saturday night, when signalling problems led to me spending 2 hours on [...]

“Is this supposed to be happening?”  I spent most of this performance asking myself that question.  Joseph was quite the most bizarre musical I’ve ever seen, and I can’t work out if it was supposed to be like that or if we saw a particularly odd and amateurish production.  I was confused by the light-hearted, [...]