Still only one viewer for the flat so far. Everyone keeps telling me that the housing market is slowing down, and when that happens one bedroom flats are the first to be affected. Hope it doesn’t take too long: I’m on tenterhooks every time I put some washing on in case someone wants to view [...]

I was at yoga so I had to let Dave act as the tour guide, which was a shame as I was quite looking forward to practising my sales skills. Apparently they didn’t give much away about what they thought of the flat, and Dave admirably resisted the urge to grab them by the shoulders [...]

…and it’s quite a strange feeling. I have an odd compulsion to lean out of the window and shout, “Roll up, roll up, free biscuit with every viewing!” We popped into the estate agent today to remind them gently that we haven’t seen the photos for the schedule yet. They reacted with the friendly disorganisation [...]