BOGGIN’ ACT [1] SCENE [3] Our heroine Nancy Kipper has convinced the Scottish Knobbly Knee party to back her leadership after ousting Alan Haddock. But now the media wants answers… NANCY STANDS IN A CORRIDOR, WAITING. SHE IS OUTWARDLY CALM, BUT HER JIGGLING RIGHT LEG BETRAYS HER NERVES. BESIDE HER, HUSBAND AND SCOTTISH KNOBBLY KNEE [...]
I was a bratty teenager. Not in the sense that I went about stabbing people, or stealing their cars. I wasn’t generally rude to teachers and would never have dreamed of not doing my homework. I was, in fact, only bratty with people I was sure loved me enough not to give me the clip [...]
Well this is interesting. Not interesting as in “Madonna’s got another new husband” or “Cheryl Cole’s endorsed another shampoo”, but in a “slightly dull but actually quite significant” sort of way. Anyone still reading after that cheerless introduction? Well, no matter, let’s crack on. I’ve found the Opposition budget for Glasgow City Council, the one [...]